Father and Son

Father and Son

One they Derp talking with his father,and give quetion about ghost.

Derp   : Dad,ghost is real or not?
        Faather : Of course not Derp,why you ask about it?
        Derp   : My friend tell ghost is real in this world

The father cannot answer again,and continue read his news paper,Depr goes to school and telling to his friend is the ghost unreal in this world

Derp : Hey,you lie about the ghost!
         Nerp : No,Im not
        Derp : So,wheres the true fact???
        Nerp : Well when I....

Nerp telling about ghost to Derp,no body knows his lie or not,so after that Derp come back to his house.
        Derp  : Dad I have one quetion for you
        Father : What? But if you ask about ghosy again,sorry Im not interest
        Derp  : Emmm,ok maybe later I will ask you

And the next day.Derp goes to his house friend

Derp : Hey,Nerp,do you really about the ghost?
         Nerp : Absolutely!

Much,much,much,much later Derp go home

Derp  : Dad where are you?
        Father : In here son
        Derp  : Dad,what you doing in kitchen?
        Father : *sight* use your brain
        Derp  : Dad in our hous have a ghost
         Father : What? Ghost is not true,where do you know?
         Derp  : I know from our maid
         Father : What the....  hurry prepare your book and the another!!
         Derp  : But why dad?
         Father : Do you know some thing?  We haven’t a maid son!!!